I’m Rafael Sparkles — proudly and mysteriously 39 years old (and somehow I’ve been that age for several years running… don’t question it, just admire it). And yes, I am 39 right now — so, you know, presents welcome. 🎁✨
I’m a storyteller, sparkle enthusiast, and the internationally completely unknown icon of queer fiction — a sparkling underground legend, patiently (and dramatically) waiting to be discovered. I write stories that are outrageously funny, slightly ridiculous, emotionally chaotic, and occasionally dressed in sequins. These are tales for anyone who needs a break from the ordinary, a laugh that snorts out loud, or a bit of glitter to shake up a gray day.
For me, writing is about bringing glamour to the awkward, joy to the absurd, and just enough drama to keep things interesting. I believe the world doesn’t need more beige — it needs more sparkle, more sass, and the occasional emotional rollercoaster in heels. If you walk away from one of my stories feeling lighter, louder, or like your inner diva just flipped her hair and strutted off into the sunset — then my work here is done.
My stories are bursting with unexpected characters, fabulous chaos, the occasional high heel mishap, and more glitter accidents than should be legally allowed. At their core, they’re always wrapped in a generous dose of heart and humor.
From glamorous drag showdowns to romantic misadventures that probably should’ve stayed in the drafts folder of destiny, my goal is delightfully simple: 💞 To entertain you. 💞
No life-changing lessons. No dramatic moral compass realignment. Just joyful, ridiculous, emotionally sparkly storytelling designed to make you laugh, grin, or stay up way too late flipping pages with glitter in your hair.
I believe storytelling should bring people together — ideally through shared laughter, dramatic gasps, and characters you’ll root for even when they’re making an absolute glitter-coated mess of things.
Everyone’s welcome here. Truly. No matter where you’re from, who you are, or what kind of shoes you wear (though stilettos do earn extra sparkle points and bonus style karma).
Life is complicated, exhausting, and frankly a bit underdressed.
My job? To hand you a cocktail of chaos, charm, and camp — and give you a few glorious hours of fabulous, full-hearted escapism.
Don’t miss out on new stories, ridiculous updates, or glittery surprises.
Follow me, write me, stalk me — lovingly.